Ramblings of a Baking, Running Social Median

Just Your Ordinary Girl

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#RaiseYourArms

It’s weird writing poems
To you, my armpit. But now
I see your beauty.

Haiku inspired from the @Influenster Vox Box that came today! It’s a new Dove deodorant, which surprisingly, is pretty amazing. It’s like putting lotion on your armpits. But still awesome for working out. I also love the smell!

Here it is, the Dove® Advanced Care Deodorant with NutriumMoisture™ 

TMI? Try it out - and you may be writing a haiku yourself :)

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Please, Don’t Stay On The Line

 

A client called me to ask -

Client: Did you get my email?

Me: When did you send it?

Client: Just now.

Me: It must still be sending.

Client: I’ll hold till you get it.

A few awkward moments pass.

Me: There it is.

Client: So…?

Me: Is there anything else?

Client: Well, did you read it yet?

Me: It’s quite the wall of text – I’ll get back to you as soon as I’m able.

Client: I’ll wait.